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Saturday, July 21, 2007

In Which Melinda Has a Brain Fart

There is a very lovely young Muslim woman in my office named Asma. The other day, Asma brought me dessert. I don't know the actual name of it, but it was made from milk, butter, almonds, and these very thin, sweet noodle-like things. It was good, almost pecan pie good. I immediately declared my undying love and let it be known that if Asma weren't a heterosexual married woman, I'd chase her in a second. (Trust me. I'm not the only person who works or has worked in that office who's crushing on Asma.)

Dinah, another very lovely woman in my office, was picking on me about the whole thing. That's when this exchange took place.

Me: You think I'm joking. Trust me. If she weren't married, she'd be mine!
D: So, you're going to convert her, huh?
Me: No, I've dated a Muslim woman before. She wouldn't have to convert.

Doh! There was a bit too much amusement that the term convert sent me straight to Judaism rather than the convert her to lesbianism thing. I'm slipping.


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8:06 PM  
Blogger Stacey said...

A Melinda brain fart is the funniest kind of brain fart. You tend to realize what you said before someone starts laughing at you, and then you blink really hard and laugh that cute little laugh and go "WAIT!" Too funny.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Rob the Webkahunah said...

LOL! that is so you, toots. talk about not seeing the point of a comment.

Also, keep in mind that any women you convert, i would just have the pleasure of converting back anyway.

to christianity, i mean ;)

9:27 AM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

So, Stacey, you think my laugh is cute, do ya? Maybe I'll convert you to Judaism too! haha.

Rob, it's very sad that that is so me. A super high IQ doesn't mean what it used to!

1:13 PM  

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