In Which Melinda Has a Brain Fart
There is a very lovely young Muslim woman in my office named Asma. The other day, Asma brought me dessert. I don't know the actual name of it, but it was made from milk, butter, almonds, and these very thin, sweet noodle-like things. It was good, almost pecan pie good. I immediately declared my undying love and let it be known that if Asma weren't a heterosexual married woman, I'd chase her in a second. (Trust me. I'm not the only person who works or has worked in that office who's crushing on Asma.)
Dinah, another very lovely woman in my office, was picking on me about the whole thing. That's when this exchange took place.
Me: You think I'm joking. Trust me. If she weren't married, she'd be mine!
D: So, you're going to convert her, huh?
Me: No, I've dated a Muslim woman before. She wouldn't have to convert.
Doh! There was a bit too much amusement that the term convert sent me straight to Judaism rather than the convert her to lesbianism thing. I'm slipping.
posted by Melinda @ 7:52 PM
4 Comments:
It's so nice for me to have found this blog of yours, it's so interesting. I sure hope and wish that you take courage enough to pay me a visit in my PALAVROSSAVRVS REX!, and plus get some surprise. My blog is also so cool! Don't think for a minute that my invitation is spam and I'm a spammer. I'm only searching for a public that may like or love what I write.
Feel free off course to comment as you wish and remember: don't take it wrong, don't think that this visitation I make is a matter of more audiences for my own blogg. No. It's a matter of making universal, realy universal, all this question of bloggs, all the essential causes that bring us all together by visiting and loving one another.
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I think it's to UNITE MANKIND that we became bloggers! Don't see language as an obstacle but as a challenge (though you can use the translater BabelFish at the bottom of my page!) and think for a minute if I and the rest of the world are not expecting something like a broad cumplicity. Remenber that pictures talk also. Open your heart and come along!!!!!
A Melinda brain fart is the funniest kind of brain fart. You tend to realize what you said before someone starts laughing at you, and then you blink really hard and laugh that cute little laugh and go "WAIT!" Too funny.
LOL! that is so you, toots. talk about not seeing the point of a comment.
Also, keep in mind that any women you convert, i would just have the pleasure of converting back anyway.
to christianity, i mean ;)
So, Stacey, you think my laugh is cute, do ya? Maybe I'll convert you to Judaism too! haha.
Rob, it's very sad that that is so me. A super high IQ doesn't mean what it used to!
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