My "Kids" Are Funny Too

So, my 17-year-old nephew Anthony's got a phone number from a 23-year-old waitress. I'm stuck between "That's my boy!" and "That fucking whore is getting her ass kicked!"

Anyway, his 11-year-old brother's response to Anthony's conquest is: "So? I'm going to get a girl's number when we go to Disney World!"

UPDATE: I wonder if Disney knows it's a pick-up joint for the pre-pubescent set? I think that could be their new ad campaign. "Been hanging around the jungle gym since kindergarten and you STILL haven't met the right girl? Come to Disney World."