Cloning: The Future or the Present?

Has a human being already been cloned? Is this clone being raised by the "original" in a small Mississippi town? Observe the specimens closely.

The parents of this obvious clone CLAIM that he is the product of normal sexual reproduction, but the end product (the clone) is far too perfect a reproduction to be the result of the random mixing of egg and sperm. Occasional inadvertent references to the child as "Drew-clone" seem to seal the deal. What one wonders is how such advanced cloning technology could be hidden from the rest of the world so easily? Is the small Mississippi town the perfect place for hiding this genetic miracle from the prying eyes of those who might catch on to the dark secret of these so-called proud "parents"? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........