Was that really necessary?

I have a problem. A serious one. Apparently, I'm not able to interview hot lesbians without flirting. Ever! We all know I accidentally hit on Bitch in 2004. This past Friday night, I was covering a comedy event when I told the gorgeous Mimi Gonzalez AKA the Stealth Butch that "with all due respect" I'd go femme for a half hour or so." "Why?" asked her fellow comic. What do I say? Ahem... "El culo cubano, por supuesto." I'm a horrible, horrible person. I really think I should stop having anything to do with hot celesbians. For real, though.