Rob Made Me Do It!

Weird Facts About Melinda

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Barbecued grilled chicken sandwich with grilled onions and bleu cheese. Fries on the side. Mixed berry creme brulee for dessert.
DO YOU SNORE?: Occasionally
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:
Both to some degree, but I do A LOT more damage when I'm a lover...
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:
Gummi bears
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:
As a kid?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:
Most of it is mind-numbing trash that could only appeal to juvenile sensibilities. Sorry, but it's true.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:
only if I'm trying to quit smoking
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:
hell yeah.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:
eh... I have to reserve comment here...
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:
black and white
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:
Yep. Mezzo soprano usually.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:
Nope.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:
If only you knew the many things I can do.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:
Judy's bedroom.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:
Only vegetarian. Raw fish is not quite my thing. (NO SMART COMMENTS, ROB!)
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:
Nope.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:
Yeah, I'm kind of pale. I definitely need the ozone to be hole-free!
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:
Only when I'm drunk
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:
In an airplane. Yes. On an airplane? That's top secret.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:
Sometimes, ya jest gotta eat.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:
Probably not legally...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:
Sometimes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:
black mold, pollen, dust mites, eggs, wheat.... etc.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":
romantically? 5 and 1/2 years ago or so. Non-romantically probably a couple weeks ago.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:
No, I busted a cap in that fool years ago.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:
bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:
rancheros--over well
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:
Excuse me?!!!!!! Are you callin' me dumb?
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:
In some stalker's hope chest.
WHAT TIME IS IT?:
2:38 pm EST
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:
G-d's gift to the world
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:
tasting? Not really. Knowing the ingredients? Absolutely.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:
Last Friday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:
Showers.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:
Define real.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:
No, the light is much scarier.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:
nicotine and nice asses.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:
A couple of times, with lights and sirens and everything. .
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:
once.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:
Define "drug"... Cause verapamil and atenolol ROCK!!!!!!!
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:
Yes
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I DO NOT CRY.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:
eh... sometimes.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:
a whole hell of a lot of people.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:
Not even a little bit.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:
Yes.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:
djimbe, bongos, etc. Love percussion
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:
Used to. Would probably fall on my rather sizeable derrierre at this point.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:
Not anymore.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:
Sometimes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:
Define magic. sometimes yes. sometimes no.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:
No, that would be a robot.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:
It's fine for other people.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:
half-assed white girl version.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:
No, cause I AM Gay.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
Yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:
all of them.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:
No...
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:
More into vocalists and classical instrumentals