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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

My Private Dancer

This week's imaginary girlfriend: Jennifer Beals.

Jennifer and I have been in imaginary love since the 80's, when she looked like this:



Despite her unfortunate heterosexual tendencies, JB has been an invaluable asset for the Lesbian Shadow Government and our attempt to make sure that all your women are belong to us. In 1983, Flashdance hit the big screen. Jennifer Beals welded and in theatres across America, thousands of baby lesbians popped into existence. When the LSG finally decided to go overt with our propaganda, broadcasting an entire lesbian television show, JB was rewarded with the lead. Perhaps it was gratitude on our part. Perhaps it was because she looks like this:

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is indeed beautiful and indeed a friend but she is soooo hot, many of us are in love with her

10:23 AM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

Of course, we are. What's fun is that while "The L Word" is on, we can pretend that she's gay. hummina!

8:13 AM  
Blogger reasonably prudent poet said...

yeah, she is pretty hot. i keep wondering which l-worder will be my first l-word fantasy girlfriend. strangely, ms. flashdance wasn't even in the running. remember marina from season 1? now that chick was hot.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

Karina Lombard is mine! Don't you even think of stealing her, RPP!

5:17 AM  

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