The Sexy One Has Left Virginia

No need for bottled water and toilet paper, folks. The Great and Powerful Lesbian of Oz was shot down in a blaze of glory. Major suckage considering:

1. The Sexy One has gotten MUCH sexier and sleeps in short shorts and a girly tank.
2. The Sexy One has a 150 I.Q., plays both bass and guitar, and gets Georgia O'Keefe jokes. Whimper...
3. The Sexy One is probably the awesomest chick I know.
4. I was just discovering that I had a bit more than the hots for her.
5. I was actually considering reneging on my "No Women" contract with myself.

Oh well, it was lots of fun anyway. I hope she'll come back soon and be able to stay longer than she did this time. Having a gorgeous woman around is fun even if a bit bruising on the old ego...