Moms Are Funny

I just discovered Postcards from Yo Momma, which is a collection of strange/funny messages people get from their mothers. This is my favorite so far:

Sweetie, you’re a Taurus- it’s time you finally started acting like it and the bitch I raised you to be. Call me if you need me.

That could have been written by my mother.

UPDATE: This one is freaking hilarious!

Mom: Movie time - yeah! We’re starting with “Debbie Does Dallas”. Sounds weird. Tonight is double feature; don’t know what’s next. lv u
[2 hours later]
Mom: Well, that was an eye opener if I say so myself. 2nd feature is Gidget Goes to Hawaii. lv u
Me: are u kidding or have you been replaced by pod people?
[2 hours after that]
Mom: Well, debbie and gidget live very different lives. From now on I’m leaving the movie choices to your dad.

Reminds me of the time my mother bought me what she thought was a science fiction movie. I asked a friend if he wanted to come over and watch it with me, because it looked (from the cover) like it was going to be some crappy B-movie we could laugh at. Yeah, it was porn about aliens coming to earth to "explore humanity." I'm still traumatized. My mother bought me porn.