The Cult of Melinda

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Stop Hitting On Me, Dammit!

So, as mentioned earlier, I've been having the recurring problem of men hitting on me despite all the obvious lesbian signals. My co-worker thinks I should wear a sign or button or something. So, what should it say?

"Yes, I am."

"Warning: Lesbian Enclosed."

"I slept with your sister. Get it?"

"Check the shoes."

"We shop in the same section of the store. HINT!"

Help me out here!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

too hilarious! did a google search of "stop hitting on me" and ended up here... in case you want my vote an entire year later, i really like "I slept with your sister.. get it?"

11:49 PM  

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