Stop Hitting On Me, Dammit!
So, as mentioned earlier, I've been having the recurring problem of men hitting on me despite all the obvious lesbian signals. My co-worker thinks I should wear a sign or button or something. So, what should it say?
"Yes, I am."
"Warning: Lesbian Enclosed."
"I slept with your sister. Get it?"
"Check the shoes."
"We shop in the same section of the store. HINT!"
Help me out here!
posted by Melinda @ 8:09 PM
1 Comments:
too hilarious! did a google search of "stop hitting on me" and ended up here... in case you want my vote an entire year later, i really like "I slept with your sister.. get it?"
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