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Saturday, August 18, 2007


Stole this from Cheri. Shhhhh... Don't tell her. She might want it back.

1. Where did your last kiss take place?
Judy's old apartment, unless you count kissing Giovanny, in which case, Gay Pride

2. Who knows a secret or two about you?
Rob and Don probably know the most about me, but I don't keep much a secret

3. Four words to explain why you last threw up?
Rare heart conditions suck.

4. Have you ever burned yourself?
In the literal, no. In the figurative, yes.

5. What's crazy to you?
kissing boys, ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

6. Favorite cuss word:'s so versatile

7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Can't think of anybody. Although some of my co-workers are bitter because they THINK I make a lot more than I do.

8. Who is your hero?
Right now, Ace. Cause he's going to kick cerebral palsy's ass and look cute doing it!

9. Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Superhero? Yes. Supermodel? NO!!

10. Who is the most experimental person you know?
Ace, b/c I think he might be a clone. Oh. You meant the other kind of experimental. I know way too many artists and musicians to answer that.

11. Do you tell white lies?
Only about women's butts... Now, pink lies, I tell lots of those.

12. When is your next party?
As soon as Rob and Ducky and the hottie get their asses up here. Don, you and I do not constitute a party. Sorry.

13. Who do you want to be with right now?
My nerds or my nieces and nephews.

14 Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch?
When? Yes. Where? Are we talking the part that itches? b/c that would be a definite yes. It would be stupid to scratch where I don't want to scratch.

15. How do you handle a break up?

16. Your motivation for tomorrow?
must have nerd fun

17. Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
something casual and nerdtastic

18. Last person to make you laugh?
Stacey, Drew and Ace with his little sound effects (It was all one phone call.)

19. Last thing you ate?
egg and cheese biscuit w/ hashbrowns. I'd forgotten how much greasy food sucks.

20. Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
what underwear? haha NO!!!!!

21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
not accidentally, no...

22. Do daddy long legs freak you out?
nope.. except in the shower, not into naked arachnid fun

23. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
I have 20 nieces and nephews. I've cleaned up everything!

24. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
5 second rule! But I check it for grossness first.

25. Do you kiss your pets on the mouth?
no, my last pet was a robot dog.

26. Do you talk baby talk?
only with Rob. haha

27. What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
all of them

28. Do you watch court tv?

29. Would you ever work in a retirement home?
no, my sister the nurse says they'd get on my nerves.

30. Do you believe plants have feelings?
only triffids.

31. Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?
like Vulcans? Never laugh at Vulcans.

32. Do you have nervous twitches?

33. Are you ever purposely irritating?
I'm not telling you.. nyah nyah I'm not telling you.

34. If you could fly, where would you go first?
To New Orleans, so I could be all like "Rob! Dude! Check this out! Hand me the cheez whiz!"

35. Do you prefer boats or planes?
planes... sea sickness sucks.

36. Love or lust?
Lust. It's more honest.

37. One best friend or 10 aquaintances?
a few really close friends and lots of acquaintances

38. Favorite food?
the kind you eat

39. Do you believe that your first love never dies?
No, I'm pretty sure she's not an immortal.

40. What upcoming event are you waiting and ready for?
Jewish sci-fi trivia night; Rob and the rest coming to DC; Don coming to DC; my first trip home in two years

41. Current smell?
teen spirit?

42. Do you get your nails done?

43. Most favorite person?
I'm not picking

44. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? egg and cheese biscuit w/ hash browns

45. Are you an emotional person?
rarely except for the side effects

46. Do you like your name?
First, yes. Middle, hate it.

47. Do you have plans this weekend?
Yes, but I'll have to see if I have the energy.

48. Do you work?
No, I live off the money earned by my piano-playing squirrel.

49. Do you dance naked in your room?
No, I only do that for tips.

50. When did your last relationship end?
Right before Valentine's day.

51. What are you listening to right now?
the sound of my AC and my keyboard clacking

52. Biggest fear?
death while naked with my house a mess

53. How long have you been a part of myspace?
who knows

54. Favorite place to be?
I'd have to get back to you on that one. I'm in favorite place transition.

55. What are you wearing right now?
grey slacks, yellow shirt and black socks

56. Are your toes painted?
everything but the nails. Not!

57. Does anyone hate you?
Yeah, I'm gay and Jewish and biracial. What do you think?

58. How many people do you trust fully?
very, very few. And I don't even trust them with my cookies.

59. Did you have fun doing this?
Did you have fun reading it?

60. Are you thinking of someone right now?
My nerds. I miss them.


Blogger Rob the Webkahunah said...

While I appreciate the free publicity of being so prominantly mentioned in this meme, you should be made aware that while road trips with ducky are always entertaining, this next one will be just me and the hottie, as the primary reason for said trip is for her to meet Mom and Pop Kahunah...

6:42 AM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

Okay, I'll have to see the duck on my trip home (hopefully in November) sad quack...

But I'll get to meet the hottie! Happy... whatever noise lesbians make.

7:13 AM  
Blogger sinister_n_evil said...

UG.... the things that I miss when I let the 5 yr old hog the computer.... I need to make a point of checking in more often....

~the hottie

1:59 PM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

When precisely is this road trip?

8:41 AM  
Blogger sinister_n_evil said...

We should arrive in dc some time the morning of 9-14


6:58 PM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...


6:48 AM  

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