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Friday, December 14, 2007

The Picture Meme

From Stacey. You have to do a google image search for the answers, then pick an image from the first page. Or something like that.

1. Age I'll be on my next birthday:

From some accupuncture site. I have no idea how that's related to 32.

2. Place I'd like to travel:

Sunny New Zealand. The Kiwi accent is just sooooo sexy. It's also a beautiful country, but did I mention that the Kiwi accent is really sex?

3. Favorite Place:

Cuz I know what it means to miss New Orleans.

4. Favorite Food:

Gotta love the general cuz he kicks the colonel's ass!

5. Favorite Animal:

Man's best friend is a robot!

6. Favorite Color:

hmmmmm... What was my favorite color again?

7. Town I was born in:

Ya gotta love a place called The Thirsty Hippo. Anyway, I was born in good old Hattiesburg, MS.

8. Name of past pet:

Yes, robo-Cerberus actually comes up when you google Fluffy. Bizarre. Probably no less bizarre than the fact that the real Fluffy was a fish.

9. Name of past love:

I've already been in love with one Judy, but I think I'm ready for Judy #2.

10. My first name:

I've always wanted to scream my own name in bed.

11. Bad habit I have:

Ce n'est pas un bébé fumant une cigarette.
(Oui. Je fume. Y a-t-il un problème avec cela?)

12. My first job:

Rocky & Carlo's: famous for baked macaroni and food poisoning, but not while I was cooking there of course.

13. Grandmother's name:

Never screw with a woman named Bernice.

14. College major:

I'm skipping undergrad and going for "Yes, Virginia, journalists are evil."


Blogger Stacey said...

So your bad habit is giving cigarettes to babies in front of the Eiffel Tower? Wow, dude, that's really bad.

And didn't this take for-freakin'-ever?

10:17 PM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

Yep. I also give beers to monkeys in front of the Taj Mahal.

For-freakin'-ever is about right.

6:27 AM  

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