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Friday, September 29, 2006

Mama Zuma's Revenge

Okay, I've discovered Route 11 potato chips, a rather decent brand sold here in Virginia. The best part of the chips, however, is on the outside of the bag.

Now, read what is on the back of the bag:

Get too close to Mama Zuma and you will taste the snap of her green chile pepper whip. Mama Zuma is so accurate that she can hit just the tip of your tongue and you'll want her to hit it again and again. Sure, it's twisted. But ever since Mama Zuma's lover was killed by an exploding spud, she's been hell bent on getting revenge one chip at a time.

Crack, anyone?


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