They Give Away Free Food Here

I just dropped in on my favorite diner after picking up movies from Blockbuster. There was a "special" going on from 2 to 3:30. Free soup and sandwich. Free drinks.

Notice that's not free with whatever, just free. Apparently, some church had prepaid for lunches. Watching the looks on people's faces as they were informed of the "special" was simply hilarious. I lost it and ended up snickering my fool head off when a woman who'd come in with her son told someone on the phone, "Apparently, they give away free food here." It was priceless.

Unfortunately, I was too committed to my "usual" eggs, hashbrowns and toast to take advantage of the offer. I know that makes me a bad Jew, but I'd been thinking of my usual since I left the house. So, give me a break here.