The Cult of Melinda

The gAyTM is closed! No gay rights, no gay $$$!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

New Movie I'm Ashamed to Like

Evil Aliens! A British tabloid TV crew travels to a remote Welsh island to "investigate" an alien abduction. B movie hijinks ensue, including a nerdy UFO buff finally getting the alien-chick shagging of his dreams. The last five minutes are high-larious!

Not that I watch the show... Ahem...

But Sabrina Bryan getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars is a travesty! I demand justice!!!!!!!!


My trip home is probably off. My mother was supposed to help me buy the ticket, but now it looks like that's not going to happen. It really sucks because I haven't seen my family in 2 years. No one sends me pics of my nieces and nephews. They're all a lot older now and I don't even know what they look like. Depressing, I know.

Someone ship me fried stuff.

Monday, October 29, 2007

I Can Write Clearly Now....

Posting has been very difficult as of late due to a.) extreme busy-ness on my part, b.) lots of houseguests and c.) the hate-hate relationship between my ISP and my laptop’s software environment. Unfortunately, writing more than a sentence or two during my lunch hour or (heaven forbid!) during work hours has not been possible. (I’m looking over my shoulder as we speak.) I’m sure you’ve missed me horribly but fear not! Thanks to the awesome, wonderful, amazing Don, I now have a new computer.

Now, for Don’s sake and my own, I’ll point out that there was no requesting, begging, cajoling, caterwauling or blackmailing on my part. This was entirely a spontaneous act of generosity. Yes, Don ROCKS! Thank you, Don.

Anyway, as soon as a.) I figure out Windows Vista enough to get it properly configured for my needs b.) I can tear myself away from Chess Titans AND c.) I am houseguest-free, I’ll be back to my old posting self. Advanced warning: This will exclude Thanksgiving week, as I’ll HOPEFULLY (Cross your fingers!) be out of town visiting my family and good friends for the first time in 2 years.

Well, that about does it. Back to work.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Melinda Goes Wild!

Ain't I sexy?