The Cult of Melinda

The gAyTM is closed! No gay rights, no gay $$$!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Feminist Review: Introducing Me!

My first reviews will be up July 3 and July 5 at Feminist Review.

Fitzwilliam... Hillarious!

Friday, June 27, 2008

Julie Goldman, I love you!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008

Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits.

Remember that "lost" tribe?

Seems they've been known (but uncontacted) since 1910. This asshole intentionally interfered with them to make a political point. Love the cause. Hate the activist.

Isn't it awesome...

That lesbianism is getting so scientific? I love AfterEllen.

Scary thing: The first girl (and she's still a girl) looks waaaaaaaaay too much like the girl who stole my heart way back when I was still a baby lesbian. Unfortunately, LaurelAnne and I were just friends, so I couldn't tell you how her kissability index worked out, but she had the bluest eyes I've ever seen.

Not scary: On my kissability chart, this woman took the cake. Follow-up experiments in college demonstrated the validity of my hypothesis. The pic doesn't quite do her justice, but well...

Monday, June 23, 2008

Yeah! in a VERY Sarcastic Way

Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news: My knee is fine. Bad news: I tore my quadriceps. I really thought tearing a muscle was supposed to hurt more than this b/c it doesn't really hurt that bad. A few jolts now and again, but nothing too bad. Of course, I am Melinda. (If you knew me, you'd get that! It's not ego at all, just a really high pain tolerance.)

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Lolcats suk!

LolXena kicks ass!

The Lol-word is hawt!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ooops... Our Bad

Didn't mean to f*ck sh*t up!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Sexy One Has Left Virginia

No need for bottled water and toilet paper, folks. The Great and Powerful Lesbian of Oz was shot down in a blaze of glory. Major suckage considering:

1. The Sexy One has gotten MUCH sexier and sleeps in short shorts and a girly tank.
2. The Sexy One has a 150 I.Q., plays both bass and guitar, and gets Georgia O'Keefe jokes. Whimper...
3. The Sexy One is probably the awesomest chick I know.
4. I was just discovering that I had a bit more than the hots for her.
5. I was actually considering reneging on my "No Women" contract with myself.

Oh well, it was lots of fun anyway. I hope she'll come back soon and be able to stay longer than she did this time. Having a gorgeous woman around is fun even if a bit bruising on the old ego...

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Angelaism #486

So, Angela and I were discussing the latest insanity from her psycho ex, who is now guilt tripping her for "abandoning" their cats.

Me: Yeah, the cats are going to need years of therapy. And they'll probably end up stripping or something.

Angela: I know. You know how bad that "kitty porn" is getting these days.

Mental image of a grey tabby arching it's back in porn position and going Rowr!: NOT COOL! Thanks, Angela.

Much cooler: The idea of her cats exorcising their abandonment issues by hooking for catnip.

Off Topic Somewhat: Have you ever wondered what these animal sounds we make actually translate to? I mean, we think it's "sexy" to go Rowr! but maybe it means "Clean the litterbox already, bitch." Just a thought.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Flurked Up!

You know what would be great for uncontacted tribes that have no knowledge whatsoever of the modern world? Fly a helicopter over their village. Brilliant idea.